Llamas Eating Your Trees?

A customer called to ask us how to stop his llamas from chewing on the bark of his fruit trees.

A little research revealed that llamas hate the scent of their own waste (we were shocked).

The recommendation was to mix llama manure with water and spray it on the trees.

We haven't heard if our customer has attempted this solution. However we're confident that it will be effective not only for llamas but for numerous other creatures as well.